Arnt Jensvoll 
Her følger ukens sleivete, alvorlige, triste og forsøksvis humoristisk underfundige skråblikk på verden. Denne uken byr vi på en liten Iran Spesial, men det blir litt covid og at folk med antistatlig tankegods reiser seg rundt i verden. Vi prøver å slippe Documentert’en på søndag – og håper å fortsette med det fremover. Vi starter denne gang som sist med litt Twitter om Twitter. Ta en titt, kanskje finner du gode argumenter for noe du allerede vet.
Twitter om Twitter. Vi har skrevet om det.
JUST IN – Twitter's user growth hit “all-time highs” last week under Elon Musk, according to a company document obtained by The Verge.
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) November 7, 2022
Vi ønsker i likhet med president Trump «the fake news media» velkommen til vår spalte. Vi har fått nyss om at noen av dere leser oss for bedre å kunne ta oss.
@skynews Mr #Trump makes his usual dig at elements of the #press but does concede that it is “an honour” to have the #media present
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Denne gang skal IRAN få stor plass. Vi har i uken som er gått skrevet om parlamentet med overveldende flertall stemte for å henrette 15.000 varetektsfengslede demonstranter. Vi har skrevet om det.
Det er forbundet med enorm risiko å protestere mot mullahene. Allikevel gjør folk det. Årsaken er at undertrykkelsen er så total at de heller tar sjansen på å dø, enn å leve med det. Vi åpner med en feig far, men vi har hørt rykter om at han har vedgått at «moral»-politiet presset ham til å skjule sannheten.
Feig far. Men vi skal ikke dømme. Det har nok ikke vært så enkelt for ham.
The silence of many academics and indeed the broader university sector in the West about what is happening to Iranian students and their professors does not cease to shock me. Contrast this to the way journalists mobilise in support of one another when a journalist is attacked. https://t.co/xBl6XwerMR
— Dr Kylie Moore-Gilbert (@KMooreGilbert) November 6, 2022
De gir seg ikke. De risikerer livet.
New protests erupted in Iran on Sunday at universities and in the largely Kurdish northwest, keeping a seven-week anti-regime movement going even in the face of a fierce crackdown https://t.co/4OeJZbWuIR
— AFP News Agency (@AFP) November 6, 2022
Fjernsynet stoppet live-overføringen.
Members of Iran’s national beach soccer team refused to sing the Islamic Republic’s anthem at the beginning of a match in UAE Intercontinental Beach Soccer Cup. Surprised by the act of protest, Iran’s state TV stopped its live broadcast. pic.twitter.com/gSw8dIIprt
— Iran International English (@IranIntl_En) November 6, 2022
Rørende. De virker ikke redd lenger. – Takk for at du gjør byen vakker med ditt hår! Og vi fikk lyst til å ta en tur nedover:
https://twitter.com/DrRohamAlvandi/status/1589587103473889280?s=20&t=PogmMUfpqy0UF7QgpVKPXQ
Fotballspilleren er ikke til å misforstå.
Gone viral on Persian social media and beyond:
The moment Saeed Piramoon of Iran’s national beach soccer team signified his support for Iranian women protesting the Islamic Republic regime, right after scoring a goal.
Cutting ✂️ hair. #MahsaAmini pic.twitter.com/gjGyCHsrTy
— Bahman Kalbasi (@BahmanKalbasi) November 6, 2022
De er fantastisk!
Eight weeks into deadly anti-regime unrest, Iranian women continue to fearlessly lead the protests.
A young woman in Isfahan province waves her hijab in the middle of a road as drivers sound horns in support.#مهسا_امینی #MahsaAminipic.twitter.com/0QVO43dSJM
— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) November 5, 2022
Massakre.
https://twitter.com/FazelHawramy/status/1588854752854831104?s=20&t=PogmMUfpqy0UF7QgpVKPXQ
314 drept, 14.170 fengslet. I fengslene slår de folk ihjel.
As anti-regime protests in Iran enter their eighth week, human rights group Hrana estimates 314 protesters, including 47 children, have been killed and 14,170 have been arrested by the authorities so far during the unrest.#مهسا_امینی#MahsaAmini
— Shayan Sardarizadeh (@Shayan86) November 5, 2022
Hvis de ikke bare skyter dem.
Iranian security forces fired shotgun pellets at the people attending a memorial service held in Isfahan today for Shirin Alizadeh, the 35-year-old mother shot dead 40 days ago while filming Basij forces.
As a result of the raid, three of her relatives have been wounded. https://t.co/4rz6yC3m0F— Iran International English (@IranIntl_En) November 4, 2022
Turban-smashing er blitt et nasjonalt mesterskap.
Iranians now competing nationwide in the Turban Tossing Cup 😂 targeting Islamic regime mullahs throughout the country! #IranRevolution #opiran #MahsaAmini pic.twitter.com/aDjXhFWXRd
— Emily Schrader – אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر (@emilykschrader) November 8, 2022
Khamenei står i brann.
Nov. 8, in front of Mosalla, in Ahvaz, Khuzestan: setting Khamenei’s billboard on fire.#MahsaAmini#IranRevoIution https://t.co/SUpoPu2yYI
— +1500tasvir_en (@1500tasvir_en) November 10, 2022
Har de allikevel tenkt å myrde seg ut av situasjonen?
Are we seriously talking about 15,000 people being executed in #Iran and no one is going to do anything to stop it!? This isn’t a terrible accident or even an attack, these are premeditated murders!#Iranrevolution #opiran https://t.co/NzV4YBZ2Uu
— Emily Schrader – אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر (@emilykschrader) November 10, 2022
Men FN henger ikke med.
In the entire history of the United Nations human rights council, there has never been a single emergency special session on human rights violations in Iran. You only need 16 UNHRC member states to convene a session. Where are our democracies?
— Hillel Neuer (@HillelNeuer) November 10, 2022
Sensurert. Fremdeles skal visse grupper vernes:
Med Sortland friskt i minne:
https://twitter.com/AzzatAlsaleem/status/1589613030111076353?s=20&t=p_QPMrY0A02oCBdNCbiLrw
Utvalgte hjemløse får hjelp i Storbritannia.
Britain first visited the North Stafford Hotel in Stoke-On-Trent.
While the illegal immigrants enjoy a comfortable stay in the Grade II listed hotel at taxpayers expense, across the street homeless Britons are freezing outside the station. pic.twitter.com/YQoN7uK5gs
— UK Justice Forum 🇬🇧 Latest Video News Updates! (@Justice_forum) November 12, 2022
De har bluret den røde blodstripen.
Man försöker knivhugga en kvinna (USA)😱
Ingen ”saft och bulle” där inte!
Vad hade hänt i Sverige? 🤔🇸🇪
https://t.co/k1S3PsnfYs— 𝓣𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽𝔂™ (@Tweetylainen) November 9, 2022
De fulgte bare ordre.
https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1589577231981957122?s=20&t=Cyv0ZlAIcuZV_4OxL0oJWA
Vi må aldri glemme.
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙤 𝘼𝙢𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙮….𝙉𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙…. pic.twitter.com/Bq3ImmwAjo
— 𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙇𝘽𝙊𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙀 (@Risemelbourne) November 8, 2022
For enkelte mennesker er det tilfeldigheter som gjør at de blir politi og ikke kriminell.
There will never be a pandemic amnesty… there will only be a Nuremberg 2.0pic.twitter.com/bvFFXPon8Z
— Pelham (@Resist_05) November 7, 2022
De minnes dem vaksinen drepte.
Italy walks in memory of their loved one's killed and maimed by the covid jab!#NoAmnesty pic.twitter.com/qYIhsaoj5e
— PowerHouseTruth (@HHouse222) November 7, 2022
Det har noe med vaksinen å gjøre. Men offisielt har det ingen ting med vaksinen å gjøre.
So Covid vaccines may cause myocarditis, but Covid itself causes myocarditis too, right? WRONG!
A large-scale Israeli study of 196,992 unvaccinated adults after Covid infection showed that “Covid infection was not associated with either myocarditis or pericarditis.” pic.twitter.com/F2yCIFkHEW
— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) November 8, 2022
Som om sjekkemarkedet ikke var hardt nok fra før. Sydkoreanerne sjekker blodtype før de tillater seg å bli forelsket. Vi må nok belage oss på også å sjekke vaksinestatus før vi lar oss sjekke opp – og vice versa. I alle fall om sjekkeformålet er forplantning.
Big oopsie. 😬👇pic.twitter.com/tVapfdLWPF
— Paul Mitchell (@PaulMitchell_AB) November 4, 2022
Men snakk ikke om det. Sensuren er allestedsnærværende.
No surprises there
TalkTV Livestream on YouTube Just Got Cut Off for Talking About Excess Death and Heart Failure From Vaccines pic.twitter.com/gew0puIvo5— Paul James O'Brien (@PaulJamesOBrie1) November 8, 2022
Tegnell var ikke WEF-vasket. Heldig for svenskene, det.
After 32 months, Sweden – the country that famously rejected lockdowns and school closures in spring 2020 – has the lowest cumulative excess mortality in the world, in a damning indictment of lockdown orthodoxy. https://t.co/DQuI3uX3p2
— Toby Young (@toadmeister) November 8, 2022
Det kunne skjedd hvem som helst. Selvfølgelig. Men det skjer først og fremst de som ikke tok noen sjanse og vaksinerte seg.
Supporters of the convoy, which was protesting an end to vaccine mandates, are wondering why the pro-mandate, pro-lockdown lawyer for Trudeau seemingly had a stroke during the public inquiry today. pic.twitter.com/lijKgSETrd
— Keean Bexte (@TheRealKeean) November 9, 2022
Lovtale til de uvaksinerte. Vi ble et øyeblikk stolt av oss selv.
A message to the unvaccinated pic.twitter.com/dcUpOop2VW
— Janey (@_Janey_Jay) November 11, 2022
Kina har ikke tenkt å gi slipp på null covid-strategien. For ikke å dø er det best ikke å ha noe liv.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1589727995442647040?s=20&t=p_QPMrY0A02oCBdNCbiLrw
Dette er blitt normalen små barn vokser opp med.
Welcome to China 🇨🇳 pic.twitter.com/upmYLqew52
— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) November 13, 2022
Det har ingen ting med vaksinen å gjøre.
THIS IS INSANE🚨🚨🚨
4070% increase in VAERS miscarriage reports from 2019 to 2021.
WHAT'S GOING ON??? pic.twitter.com/r4ZvNGQ9AB
— PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) November 10, 2022
Og alle var vaksinert. Alle 800.
The entire ship was fully jabbed. pic.twitter.com/CVjOfvOxCF
— Avi Yemini (@OzraeliAvi) November 11, 2022
Nederlenderne føler seg ikke fri lenger. Det synes ikke myndighetene at de skal si.
https://twitter.com/72powpow/status/1589509756196376576?s=20&t=p_QPMrY0A02oCBdNCbiLrw
Bøndene er der fremdeles.
Drachten, Netherlands… Dutch farmers will never cave into Mark Rutte and Klaus Schwab’s globalist policies
RESIST 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/jWzkOv5EYE
— Pelham (@Resist_05) November 11, 2022
De stjeler jorden fra dem.
Climate change is a scam to transfer wealth from you – To the elites.
Just look at the Netherlands where they are essentially taking about SEIZING/forcing farmers to sell their land to the state under the excuse of climate goals.
— PeterSweden (@PeterSweden7) November 11, 2022
Ingen tror på valgresultatet i Brasil. Vi har skrevet om det.
Anápolis, Brazil… millions continue to protest the result of the election. Strikes and protests continue throughout the whole country.
RESIST 🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/aTZTqPzr2S
— Pelham (@Resist_05) November 9, 2022
Albanerne tar til gatene.
Tirana, Albania… this is what the MSM doesn’t want you to see… massive protest against government and EU policies that are crippling the economy pic.twitter.com/n0upEuJCqI
— Pelham (@Resist_05) November 13, 2022
En gang i fremtiden vil også elektriske biler bli miljøvennlige.
https://twitter.com/BernieSpofforth/status/1589577231981957122?s=20&t=Cyv0ZlAIcuZV_4OxL0oJWA
Men det er langt frem. I videoen under får du noen argumenter for det du allerede vet.
Inconvenient fact about electric cars #3:
Slavery and child labor are used to build the cars.
And they’re almost as bad for the environment.
Here are more inconvenient facts about electric cars: pic.twitter.com/TsDAYh0Sis
— John Stossel (@JohnStossel) November 11, 2022
Grønt skifte på ordentlig!
Antoine Moses, a 23-year-old tree planter from Quebec, Canada set a new world record by planting 23,060 trees in 24 hours. He’s a real environmentalist, rather than those idiots who block motorways and spill milk in supermarkets. pic.twitter.com/frV2SH2RLV
— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) November 8, 2022
Grønt skifte og klima, du liksom!
#COP27 is a gigantic ego fest of hypocrites who strut around telling us plebs how to save the planet while they fly into Egypt on private jet for a virtue signalling jamboree sponsored by Coca-Cola who produce 120 billion plastic bottles a year – 99% made from fossil fuels. pic.twitter.com/EqmiUk0it6
— James Melville 🚜 (@JamesMelville) November 11, 2022
Dette er en diktators tale. Konsekvensene av dette er mer skremmende enn det er mulig å tenke seg. Våkn opp nu!
Make absolutely no mistake, individual carbon footprint trackers will be programmed to Central Bank Digital Currency’s pic.twitter.com/5Ci1PwbztO
— Pelham (@Resist_05) November 13, 2022
Al-Jazeera kommer i to varianter, den ene tilpasset Vesten og den andre, den arabiske, er tilpasset muslimer. Her har vi et eksempel på interaksjon mellom de to verdenene: Tidligere administrerende direktør for Al-Jazeera la ut en tweet med sterke antisemittiske resonanser, men slettet den etter en tid. Men så er det slik at antisemittisme er viral av natur og den muterer. Takk til Muslims Against Antisemitism.
https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/1558368859689820160?s=20&t=BA2PvkUkV3K7wEtEdwqesg
Det stemmer visst. De stengte kontoen uten å gi noen grunn.
— •Ɛɱɱყ• (@brixwe) November 7, 2022
Han er ikke sann. Etter tredve år i gruvegangene skal du bli dataprogrammerer. Hvordan skal du få strøm til datamaskinen din?
FLASHBACK to 2019 when Joe Biden told coal miners to learn to code.
“Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God’s sake!” pic.twitter.com/kAkMlr4ICN
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) November 7, 2022
Bidencomics.
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Krigen er ikke helt slutt.
https://twitter.com/Partisangirl/status/1590122070389972997?s=20&t=3Do4ct6LDch8JQ7Rbb2MAQ
Demokratene er stalinister.
"It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes."
– Joseph Stalin
— The Misfit Patriot (@misfitpatriot_) November 9, 2022
Bill Gates garanterer valget. Og han er republikaner?
What?
Bill Gates leder gruppen som fører tilsyn med valget?? pic.twitter.com/0P8BJNvFcw— Heterodoks (@heterodoksno) November 8, 2022
Du er ikke med i klubben. Spillet er satt opp. Du teller ikke. Og ingen bryr seg.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1590246941115699200?s=20&t=GllOxdfT5n-jDv0tOWuYcw
Demokratene trenger penger, de også.
https://twitter.com/ASavageNation/status/1591600399118913536?s=20&t=fAArF7SfGRKqDkViyHDA5g
De kan bevege kloden om de får det til.
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1590797149423271936?s=20&t=ThuxVdvYYGq_pFXOOJgpQQ
Kloden er allerede beveget.
Who is the more important trading partner: China (red) or USA (blue)? How drastically the world economy has changed. No wonder US and EU miscalculated how sanctions would "weaken" Russia. Thanks to Henry Hakamaki for the graphic. pic.twitter.com/YUOVVOseMz
— Richard D. Wolff (@profwolff) November 12, 2022
Jeg er en tatovert frisør med blått hår. Det er ingen sammenheng mellom mitt politiske standpunkt og hvordan jeg ser ut. Jeg elsker å overraske folk med mine konservative standpunkter 😅
https://www.tiktok.com/@joelikesamerica/video/7121714424162815275?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7131022664257308166
Denne saken har versert i månedsvis på sosiale medier. Endelig har de bestemt seg.
BREAKING: Ontario school board determines "busty" biological male teacher ALLOWED to wear fetish props to schoolhttps://t.co/ckkIGkUKMv
— The Post Millennial (@TPostMillennial) November 10, 2022
Dame eller herretoalettet?
https://www.tiktok.com/@libsoftiktok_/video/7067005541880450310?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7131022664257308166
Denne var ekkel:
Medics pull 4ft snake from woman’s mouth after it slithered down there while she slept. pic.twitter.com/oHaJShZT3R
— All Things Fascinating (@FascinateFlix) November 12, 2022
Våpenindustrien kan da ikke være bærekraftig?
TOS-1A 24-barrel thermobaric multiple rocket launcher pic.twitter.com/3jfZwW8qZO
— Trollstoy (@Trollstoy88) November 8, 2022
La det regne penger, så får hvem som helst arrangementet. Nord-Korea 2026.
Who’s going to North Korea for #WorldCup 2026? 🇰🇵🙌⚽️ pic.twitter.com/BfMSGhz4ug
— Simon Brodkin (@SimonBrodkin) November 9, 2022
Huffda! Har han fått flylappen i posten?
NOW – B-17 bomber and a smaller plane collide at Dallas airshow.pic.twitter.com/BmJgnxBnrb
— Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) November 12, 2022
Det var litt i meste laget.
He really shouldn’t have done that😂 pic.twitter.com/onM9Ete8cX
— Ross McCulloch (@Rossmac212) November 9, 2022
Fremtidens nyttårsraketter?
Amazing 🤩 pic.twitter.com/oOmLCicmLy
— CCTV_IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) November 7, 2022
Trekkhund.
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1590706844921634816?s=20&t=ThuxVdvYYGq_pFXOOJgpQQ
Lyst på en tur inn i den store pyramiden i Giza?
Thanks to Harvard University, you can now virtually enter the Great Pyramid of Giza in 3D and 360º pic.twitter.com/7ZYVanpZuu
— Tansu Yegen (@TansuYegen) November 11, 2022
Eller lyst på en biltur?
https://twitter.com/Enezator/status/1591039556631269377?s=20&t=EN4wgUzhfLLFJ5YqQ1ePSw
Det er forskjell på kvinner og menn.
https://twitter.com/Fun_Viral_Vids/status/1590751673437155328?s=20&t=G8ZfgQECKpku0iXSCYWsYg
Men liten forskjell på apekatter og menn.
https://twitter.com/TheBest_Viral/status/1591109696127381504?s=20&t=EN4wgUzhfLLFJ5YqQ1ePSw
Ikke pent å skremme folk på den måten.
Life can be full of unexpected surprises https://t.co/sYriXukIEN
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) November 11, 2022
Tusen takk for at du leser – og at du fulgte med helt ned. Vi har nemlig en liten hemmelighet til dere som henger med: Neste uke prøver vi å få til en liten Konspi spesial (eller hva vi skal kalle den, forslag?) – litt snacks for oss som sliter med antistatlig tankegods.
